Monlogue from 1/06/02

8:59pm] * Plowserv goes to get a beer
[9:00pm] * Plowserv motions Lana to get up
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> dang it Lana...I am thirsty
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> move girl
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> dang it
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> I really want a beer
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> no...no...I am not yelling at you
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> I just want a beer
[9:00pm] [9:00pm] <Vortex> plow are you hvaing one of those acid flashbacks again
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> cant a guy have a beer? Please?
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> come on...just one little beer
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> I will just go get it and come back, then u can have your seat back
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> ,.....yes, you would have to move now
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> I dont give a @#$# if you dont want to
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> ...no no..
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> sorry
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> I wasnt yelling, didnt mean that
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> of course you are beautiful
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> of course I appreciate you
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> no no..dont run off
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> where are you going?
[9:01pm] [9:01pm] Bookmage00 (~Bookmage@24-168-171-155.mtc2.cox.rr.com) has joined. «39 people»
[9:01pm] [9:01pm] <CyberZeus> if my screen is flickering sometimes getting a nasty looking yellow tint, is that a monitor problem or vid card?
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> you cant walk away like that..
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> that isnt nice
[9:02pm] [9:02pm] dk2 (dgk2@CPE00a0c5e48cb9.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined but is a Clone of dgk2 «40 people»
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> dont go
[9:02pm] [9:02pm] <JediJaina> that's hard
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> pleaaaaassseee
[9:02pm] [9:02pm] * dk2 hands plow a beer
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> what choose between you and the beer?
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> hmmm
[9:02pm] * Plowserv thinks
[9:02pm] [9:02pm] MastersKeeper «MastersKeeper!~irc@ircop.atomicchat.net» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout)
[9:03pm] [9:03pm] * Vortex smells smoke
[9:03pm] [9:03pm] dgk2 «dgk2!dgk2@CPE00a0c5e48cb9.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com» has Quit iRC (Connection reset by peer)
[9:03pm] [9:03pm] <Vortex> dont think too hard there plow
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> well, Lana is pretty
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> but beer is good
[9:03pm] [9:03pm] dk2 (dgk2@CPE00a0c5e48cb9.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) is now known as dgk2
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> beer can make one happy
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> but so could Lana
[9:03pm] [9:03pm] Master-Bed «Master-Bed!~irc@netadmin.superior-web.net» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout)
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> hmmm
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[9:05pm] <Plowserv> ok...Lana...here is my decision
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> I choose.....
[9:05pm] * Plowserv hides the beer dk2 gave him behind his back
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> YOU OF COURSE
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> what?? you dont believe me?
[9:06pm] [9:06pm] <TrueXena> *Laughs*
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> why not?
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> what am I holding behind my back?
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> nothing...
[9:06pm] [9:06pm] <+Jessica-Alba> i heard nothing was future proof
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> see?
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> what other hand?
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> oh, you mean this hand...
[9:07pm] [9:07pm] * dgk2 thinks plow needs professional help... *Laughs*
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> see? nothing there either
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> what? I didnt drop something in my pants...
[9:07pm] [9:07pm] <TrueXena> yay! Shadx1 got his ep finally ;o)
[9:07pm] [9:07pm] * Shadx1 is AFK, ZzZzZz. Gone now for:«57mins» (Pager is On, /ctcp Shadx1 Page <message>) —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> no, you arent going to look either
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> no..no...get away
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> get off me!1
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> AHHHH!!!
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> your hands are cold
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> dang it
[9:08pm] [9:08pm] <Bookmage00> anyone kno how to install a nic in gnome?
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> stop it..
[9:08pm] [9:08pm] <Bookmage00> ?
[9:08pm] [9:08pm] * TrueXena thinks Plowserv has finally lost his mind
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> OWWW
[9:08pm] [9:08pm] <dgk2> some one get the staight jack.... *Laughs*
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> dang it Lana
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> ok ok...you can have it
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> ...no no...the beer
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> I meant the beer
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> dang it
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> put that back
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> I liked that there
[9:09pm] [9:09pm] * TrueXena hands dgk2 the straight jacket requested for Plowserv
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> oh no...where are you going??
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> come back with that Lana
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> LANA!!
[9:10pm] * Plowserv gets the door slammed in his face
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> dang it
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> no beer :( no Lana :(
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> dang women
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> so difficult
[9:10pm] [9:10pm] * dgk2 hands plow another beer
[9:10pm] [9:10pm] * Bookmage00 *sighs*
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> aahhhh
[9:10pm] [9:10pm] Bookmage00 (~Bookmage@24-168-171-155.mtc2.cox.rr.com) has parted. «35 people»
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> thank you
[9:10pm] [9:10pm] <+Jessica-Alba> yw its been a pleasure to be a service to you.
[9:10pm] * Plowserv locks the door
[9:11pm] [9:11pm] <peterw13|Bebop> making sure she can't get away again?
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> no..so she cant get in while I drink the beer she dont know about
[9:12pm] [9:12pm] <dgk2> i think she elft
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> she left with my beer
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> stupid #$%#@%#$
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> I didnt mean that...really
[9:12pm] * Plowserv stands up
[9:12pm] * Plowserv bows to the crowd
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> and that..will conclude my show for the evening
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> I will be signing autographs later
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> so be sure to bring those pictures
[9:13pm] [9:13pm] * JediJaina hands Plowserv a beer
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> wow..another one...
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> kewl
[9:13pm] [9:13pm] <dgk2> some one give the man a 2-4 already??
[9:14pm] [9:14pm] <peterw13|Bebop> why?
[9:14pm] [9:14pm] <peterw13|Bebop> so he can hit himself over the head and put us out of his misery?
[9:15pm] [9:15pm] <dgk2> cause it would be quicker than us giving him singles... *grins*
[9:15pm] * Plowserv hears knocking at the door
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> uh oh...
[9:15pm] * Plowserv hides the beer
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> who is it?
[9:16pm] [9:16pm] <+Jessica-Alba> it has been said that it is faily easy and all settingss are under hte menu invision->fileserver manager
[9:16pm] [9:16pm] <dgk2> quick hide the . never mind you did..
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> Lana?
[9:16pm] [9:16pm] <+Jessica-Alba> Lana is cute
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> I dont know any Lana
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> what do u mean of course I do
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> no I dont
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> what??? you are sorry?
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> well, you should be
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> you will make it up to me?
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> hmmm
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> ok...I will let you in
[9:17pm] * Plowserv opens the door
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> what...where are you going?
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> what do you mean u smell beer
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> there is no beer in here
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> what?
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> there is nothing under the bed
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> no dont look under there
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> see...nothing there..
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> there is nothing in that drawer either
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> espeically that one that is halfway open
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> what do u mean what is that
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> that aint mine
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> I have no idea where that came from
[9:19pm] [9:19pm] * TrueXena grabs the beer
[9:19pm] [9:19pm] <TrueXena> it was mine ;o)
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> see....loook
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> what? you dont believe me?
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> you are going to shove your foot up where?
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> that isnt a very lady-like thing to say
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> if I had soap...I swear...
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> no no...I would never hurt you
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> but you would hurt me? thats not nice
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> no, put that shoe back on
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> you are going to do what?
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> that...that would hurt
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> get away
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> Owww
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> Owww
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> my eye!!
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> you hit me in the eye
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> I am blind
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> owww..dont kick me there
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> awww...
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> oww
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> stop it
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> my teeth...
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> owww
[9:21pm] [9:21pm] * JediJaina is scared
[9:21pm] [9:21pm] * TrueXena thinks the straight jacket fell off
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> ooohh...dont walk away and leave me here
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> you will call me tomorow?
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> ok?
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> that sounds good
[9:22pm] [9:22pm] <+Jessica-Alba> it has been said that ok is it new?
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> call me then
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> what? I dont know a Jessica-Alba
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> that is not real...just a bot
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> no I am not seeing another woman
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> I would never do that...I have no reason to
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> if you caught me you would do what?
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> I didnt realize you were so talented..
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> no...that wasnt a smart remark
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> no that doesnt mean another beating...
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> noo
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> owww
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> owow
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> awww
[9:23pm] [9:23pm] <@StudioD> You're gonna need this, Plow.
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> oww
[9:23pm] [9:23pm] * StudioD hands Plow a shovel
[9:23pm] [9:23pm] * JediJaina fumbles trying to find a first aid kit
[9:23pm] * Plowserv watches Lana catch the shovel
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> NOOOO
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> ding
[9:23pm] [9:23pm] <@StudioD> You're in deep, buddy.
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> dang
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> ding
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> owww
[9:23pm] [9:23pm] <dgk2> doh...
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> my head
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> my leg
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> dang it
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> ha ha...the shovel broke
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> now what are you going to do
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> no no..not the stick
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> owwwww
[9:24pm] * Plowserv watches Lana walkaway
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> yea...you walk away
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> yea..who is the man now...
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> who da man....who da man
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> you will call me tomorrow?
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> ok...c ya
[9:25pm] * Plowserv watches the door slam
[9:25pm] * Plowserv lays writhing on the floor