Latest monologue 1/18/02  Time: 60min

[11:44pm] * Plowserv hears a knock at the door
[11:44pm] <Plowserv> hmmm
[11:44pm] <Plowserv> let me go get that
[11:44pm] [11:44pm] <@Bookmage> u dont even say thankx uN|QuE
[11:44pm] [11:44pm] <ghost33> where is ignore list
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] <+dgk2> Shhhhhh hes' started..
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] <+uN|QuE> thanks bookmage
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] <@Bookmage> much better...
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] * peterw13 feels another monologue coming on
[11:45pm] <Plowserv> hi Lana...
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] * ghost33 thinks its .... lana
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] <@Bookmage> mm mwere supposed to get snow..
[11:45pm] <Plowserv> u look much better now...how was the shower?
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] <@Bookmage> crap
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] <ghost33> where is ignore list????
[11:45pm] <Plowserv> thats good...you want to talk? ok
[11:45pm] [11:45pm] <@Bookmage> hey she still has my towel
[11:45pm] <Plowserv> what do you want to talk about?
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[11:46pm] <Plowserv> oh oh...about the other week....yea...so, um, where were ya?
[11:46pm] [11:46pm] <+uN|QuE> she wants to talk about me and her Plow
[11:46pm] [11:46pm] * Bookmage kicks Plowserv Get a hotel
[11:46pm] <Plowserv> what do you mean I should of known where you were
[11:46pm] <Plowserv> why would I know where you were? I mean you left in the middle of the nite
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[11:46pm] [11:46pm] <+uN|QuE> I told you Plow
[11:46pm] <Plowserv> of course I noticed
[11:46pm] <Plowserv> I rolled over and you werent there
[11:46pm] <Plowserv> dont roll your pretty little eyes at me
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[11:46pm] [11:46pm] <@Bookmage> wait is this when she came over to my place?
[11:46pm] <Plowserv> I did too know you were gone..
[11:46pm] [11:46pm] * uN|QuE rolled over and... there she was :op
[11:47pm] [11:47pm] <+uN|QuE> no bookmage... that was the night after
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> I mean, I didnt have anyone to get me a beer..
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> what? I dont appreciate you?
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> of course I appreciate you...
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> what ways?
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> well, hmmm
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> hey hey....I can think about it
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> I have a right to do that
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> well, you do keep my lap warm when I am at my computer
[11:47pm] <Plowserv> I know how you like to sit on my lap and give me company
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> what else?
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> well, you always talk to me about stuff
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> like how your day was and stuff
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> I always enjoy that
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> what do you mean by I didnt mean that
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> I do too mean that
[11:48pm] [11:48pm] <@Bookmage> *sighs*
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> no I didnt roll my eyes at you
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> I dont even know how to roll my eyes
[11:48pm] <Plowserv> what? who taught me that....
[11:49pm] <Plowserv> monkey? I dont know a monkey?
[11:49pm] [11:49pm] * uN|QuE cracks open a beer..
[11:49pm] <Plowserv> why would a monkey teach me how to do that?
[11:49pm] <Plowserv> I mean monkeys are smart, but they arent that smart
[11:49pm] [11:49pm] * uN|QuE sits back and waits for Lana to tell Plow the truth
[11:49pm] <Plowserv> ooooh you mean monkey4me..
[11:49pm] [11:49pm] Bookmage sets mode: +b *!*@rl-sac43657.reslink.csus.edu
[11:49pm] [11:49pm] <@Bookmage> :Þ
[11:49pm] <Plowserv> well, yea, she taught me that..
[11:49pm] [11:49pm] Bookmage sets mode: -b *!*@rl-sac43657.reslink.csus.edu
[11:49pm] [11:49pm] Plowserv sets mode: -o+b Bookmage *!*Bookmage@*.campus.vt.edu
[11:49pm] *** Bookmage was kicked by Plowserv (Iam trying to work here)
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[11:49pm] <Plowserv> ooo...yea I am paying attention to you
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[11:50pm] <Plowserv> what did I just do?
[11:50pm] <Plowserv> nothing...
[11:50pm] <Plowserv> I just had to take out the trash
[11:50pm] <Plowserv> what trash
[11:50pm] <Plowserv> that trash..
[11:50pm] [11:50pm] AZNBookmage sets mode: -b *!*Bookmage@*.campus.vt.edu
[11:50pm] <Plowserv> no, I am not trying to change the subject
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[11:50pm] <Plowserv> what subject were we on anyway?
[11:50pm] [11:50pm] <@Bookmage> «Now I can kick ChanServ»
[11:50pm] <Plowserv> what do u mean I should know?
[11:50pm] <Plowserv> you asked me what I just did, and then I told you
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[11:51pm] <Plowserv> ok ok..yea...monkey4me is a chick
[11:51pm] <Plowserv> yea she rolls her eyes alot
[11:51pm] <Plowserv> why am I looking at her?
[11:51pm] <Plowserv> why wouldnt you look at her
[11:51pm] <Plowserv> I mean if someone rolled their eyes at you, wouldnt u want to look?
[11:51pm] <Plowserv> its kinda wierd looking you know
[11:51pm] <Plowserv> but when you do it, well, its just beautiful
[11:51pm] [11:51pm] <+uN|QuE> what if your pet goat looked at you?
[11:51pm] <Plowserv> what?
[11:52pm] <Plowserv> what do you mean I am full of shit
[11:52pm] <Plowserv> I am not full of shit
[11:52pm] <Plowserv> and that wasnt a very lady like thing to say
[11:52pm] <Plowserv> I am shocked such filth would come out of your mouth
[11:52pm] <Plowserv> what am I gong to do about it?
[11:52pm] <Plowserv> well first I would take a piece of soap and shove it up your....
[11:52pm] <Plowserv> what?....no I didnt say anything under my breath
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> now you are accusing me of stuff I didnt do
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> how bout I start accusing you of stuff?
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> like where the hell were you last week?
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> you were out?
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> what do you mean by that?
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> you were sure out a long time werent ya?
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> yea I know you are free to go out
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> but for a whole week, and not even calling me?
[11:53pm] <Plowserv> that aint right
[11:54pm] <Plowserv> what were you doing?
[11:54pm] <Plowserv> what do u mean you dont want to tell me
[11:54pm] <Plowserv> its just a simple question
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[11:54pm] <Plowserv> I mean if we are going to continue having a relationship, we need to be truthfull here
[11:54pm] <Plowserv> yea, of course I have been truthful
[11:54pm] <Plowserv> what? know I havent been seeing anyone else?
[11:54pm] <Plowserv> goat? what goat?
[11:54pm] <Plowserv> I dont have a goat...what the hell have you been smoking?
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> no I aint yelling at you
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[11:55pm] [11:55pm] <+uN|QuE> Lana, ask myself or Bookmage...
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> I just wondered where you got the boat from
[11:55pm] [11:55pm] <+uN|QuE> we've seen his goat
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> who told you about this goat?
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> what that punk uN|QuE?
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> I told you not to speak to him
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[11:55pm] <Plowserv> he is strange
[11:55pm] [11:55pm] <+peterw13> (heh, heh)
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> he is full of s#$# a lot too
[11:55pm] [11:55pm] * uN|QuE whistles and looks to the sky
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> I wouldnt believe one word out of his mouth
[11:55pm] <Plowserv> you know what he does?
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[11:56pm] [11:56pm] <+uN|QuE> Lana, i told you i love you...
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> he does things with sheep I cant even say about in the open
[11:56pm] [11:56pm] <+uN|QuE> you believe that right?
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> I mean, he goes thru shears like nothin
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> but, he does make a lot of blankets....too bad they are all sticky
[11:56pm] [11:56pm] <+uN|QuE> Plow... look at her sweater..
[11:56pm] [11:56pm] <+uN|QuE> WOOL
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> hey..stop changing the subject
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> so, where were ya last week
[11:56pm] [11:56pm] <+uN|QuE> <--- courtesy of moi ;)
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> yea, I know you were out
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> where were ya?
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> oh...down the way eh?
[11:56pm] <Plowserv> doin what?
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> just seeing a "freind" hmmm
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> who is this friend?
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> Vortex? vortex who?
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> oh that vortex...
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> why would u want to see him?
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> oh, you were helping him out with is homework...
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> what kind of homework?
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> what do u mean his art project...
[11:57pm] <Plowserv> what kind of art project....
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> he was suppossed to paint u nud....
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> hey, he aint in art
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> you fell for that?
[11:58pm] [11:58pm] * uN|QuE congratulates Vortex on his masterpiece
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> I cant believe how dumb u are
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> no no no...I didnt mean
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> that
[11:58pm] [11:58pm] <+uN|QuE> <---- got a print above monitor
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> no, of course you are smart
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> I just would of asked for some proof before ripping off my clothes
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> no no I am not being funny
[11:58pm] <Plowserv> it aint funny lana
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[11:58pm] <Plowserv> so, what did you do afterwards?
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> he did what?
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> didnt that hurt?
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[11:59pm] <Plowserv> owwwww
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> dont say that...
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> that had to hurt?
[11:59pm] [11:59pm] <+peterw13> ...
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> and you liked it?
[11:59pm] [11:59pm] <+uN|QuE> .....
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> no...you didnt?
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> why didnt you call me saying that you wanted to go home?
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> he tied you up and beat you?
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> for free?
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> no no...I didnt mean that
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> I was trying to make a joke
[11:59pm] <Plowserv> see...ha ha

[12:00am] <Plowserv> very funny right?
[12:00am] <Plowserv> stop giving me that look
[12:00am] <Plowserv> so he tied you up hmm..what else did he do
[12:00am] <Plowserv> he kicked you in the legs?
[12:00am] <Plowserv> that wasnt very nice...
[12:00am] <Plowserv> when did he let you go?
[12:00am] <Plowserv> tuesday?
[12:00am] <Plowserv> where have you been since then?
[12:00am] <Plowserv> walking
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[12:01am] <Plowserv> walking from there to here?
[12:01am] <Plowserv> isnt that far?
[12:01am] <Plowserv> well, why didnt you call me to pick you up?
[12:01am] <Plowserv> vortex said you called me
[12:01am] <Plowserv> u didnt right?
[12:01am] <Plowserv> who did you call?
[12:01am] <Plowserv> bookmage? why did you call bookmage?
[12:01am] [12:01am] <ghost33> ...
[12:01am] <Plowserv> how the hell do you even have his number?
[12:01am] [12:01am] <@Bookmage> were old friends
[12:01am] [12:01am] <ghost33> ha
[12:02am] <Plowserv> oh...he sent it to you with a pic of himself hmmm
[12:02am] [12:02am] <@Bookmage> her mom and my mom
[12:02am] <Plowserv> do I want to see it?
[12:02am] [12:02am] <@Bookmage> friend of friends
[12:02am] [12:02am] <@Bookmage> no
[12:02am] <Plowserv> no I dont want to see it..
[12:02am] [12:02am] <@Bookmage> wait...
[12:02am] <Plowserv> no no put that away
[12:02am] <Plowserv> noo
[12:02am] <Plowserv> nooo
[12:02am] <Plowserv> stop it
[12:02am] <Plowserv> put it back
[12:02am] <Plowserv> he doesnt have clothes on
[12:02am] <Plowserv> eeeewwwww
[12:02am] [12:02am] <@Bookmage> those better not be the basketball ones...
[12:02am] * Plowserv pukes
[12:02am] [12:02am] <+uN|QuE> ewwwwwwwwwwwww
[12:02am] * Plowserv pukes some more
[12:02am] [12:02am] <@Bookmage> oh wait.. thats the swimming ones
[12:02am] <Plowserv> ewwww
[12:02am] [12:02am] <kimjiwook> sd
[12:02am] [12:02am] <ghost33> ha
[12:02am] [12:02am] <@Bookmage> so shes the one who stole it?
[12:02am] [12:02am] <+uN|QuE> bookmage you are sicker than viper
[12:02am] <Plowserv> that was wrong Lana...just wrong
[12:02am] <Plowserv> and he sent that to you?
[12:02am] <Plowserv> oh...he sends that to all the ladies...ok..
[12:03am] [12:03am] <@Bookmage> adn she kept it?
[12:03am] <Plowserv> well, why did you call him?
[12:03am] <Plowserv> and why did you keep the pic?
[12:03am] [12:03am] <@Bookmage> *sighs*
[12:03am] <Plowserv> oh. you wanted scrap paper...ok
[12:03am] <Plowserv> oh, you needed directions to my place...
[12:03am] <Plowserv> he doesnt know...
[12:03am] <Plowserv> why would he know?
[12:03am] <Plowserv> you are full of it Lana
[12:03am] <Plowserv> no no..
[12:03am] <Plowserv> stop crying
[12:03am] <Plowserv> of course I love you
[12:03am] [12:03am] <@Bookmage> *Laughs*
[12:03am] [12:03am] <@Bookmage> no u dont
[12:03am] <Plowserv> I am just wondering why u didnt call?
[12:04am] [12:04am] * uN|QuE loves you more Lana
[12:04am] [12:04am] <@Bookmage> u were talking about goats and sheep
[12:04am] [12:04am] <+uN|QuE> u know that
[12:04am] <Plowserv> so you felt bad about being at vortex's place
[12:04am] [12:04am] <ghost33> ha
[12:04am] <Plowserv> and you felt you needed to hobble home
[12:04am] <Plowserv> that was nice thought
[12:04am] <Plowserv> but u should of called
[12:04am] <Plowserv> that is like 10 miles
[12:04am] <Plowserv> from here to there
[12:04am] <Plowserv> yea I know it was all water
[12:04am] <Plowserv> so you had to swim?
[12:04am] <Plowserv> but isnt that one leg of yours hurt?
[12:05am] <Plowserv> it was? but you tried to swim anyway?
[12:05am] <Plowserv> and just swam in big circles?
[12:05am] <Plowserv> no wonder it took you so long
[12:05am] [12:05am] * peterw13 never knew Lana was this dedicated.
[12:05am] <Plowserv> werent you tired?
[12:05am] <Plowserv> you werent?
[12:05am] <Plowserv> well, shoot you are in better shape than I thought
[12:05am] <Plowserv> no no...I didnt say you were fat
[12:05am] <Plowserv> no ...I mean look at how pretty you are...
[12:05am] [12:05am] <+uN|QuE> Lana i told you what he says about you
[12:05am] <Plowserv> you aint fat
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[12:06am] <Plowserv> look at those cute little arms
[12:06am] <Plowserv> and those cute little legs
[12:06am] [12:06am] <[b]run[o]> !tdcc-1
[12:06am] [12:06am] <[b]run[o]> lol
[12:06am] <Plowserv> and those cute little...#$#$#
[12:06am] [12:06am] <+peterw13> (skinny girly arms, skinny girly legs)
[12:06am] <Plowserv> why cant I touch those?
[12:06am] <Plowserv> I was able to before
[12:06am] <Plowserv> oohh..they hurt...ok I guess
[12:06am] <Plowserv> its not that time of the month is it?
[12:06am] <Plowserv> no, I aint trying to be funny
[12:06am] <Plowserv> I am not making fun of you!!!
[12:07am] <Plowserv> all I care about is that you are ok
[12:07am] <Plowserv> that is all that matters to me
[12:07am] <Plowserv> and that you are happy
[12:07am] <Plowserv> here with me..
[12:07am] <Plowserv> because you are never going to leave again
[12:07am] <Plowserv> what? you think thats funny?
[12:07am] <Plowserv> it wasnt suppossed to be
[12:07am] [12:07am] <ghost33> .....
[12:07am] [12:07am] <+dgk2> !tdcc-1
[12:07am] <Plowserv> am I mad?
[12:07am] <Plowserv> of course I am mad
[12:07am] <Plowserv> you left for a week....
[12:08am] <Plowserv> and didnt call
[12:08am] <Plowserv> its my fault?
[12:08am] [12:08am] <+uN|QuE> Lana dont let him beat on you....
[12:08am] [12:08am] <+uN|QuE> not all men do it
[12:08am] <Plowserv> how could it be my fault?
[12:08am] <Plowserv> I told you to go over there?
[12:08am] <Plowserv> no I didnt
[12:08am] <Plowserv> why would I tell you to go over to vortex's place...and just strip for him?
[12:08am] <Plowserv> yea, I said he needed help with his hmk
[12:08am] <Plowserv> but I didnt mean you
[12:08am] <Plowserv> and it wasnt ART hmk
[12:09am] <Plowserv> I dont know what you were thinkin
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[12:09am] <Plowserv> all that matters now is that you are here safe
[12:09am] <Plowserv> am I mad at you?
[12:09am] <Plowserv> nooo...I aint mad at you?
[12:09am] [12:09am] * uN|QuE cracks open another beer, and offers one to Plow..
[12:09am] [12:09am] <+uN|QuE> *here ya go*
[12:09am] [12:09am] * ghost33 kicks uN|QuE
[12:09am] <Plowserv> I aint mad at you at all
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[12:09am] <Plowserv> what...what do you mean where did that beer just come from?
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[12:09am] <Plowserv> it was just handed to me
[12:10am] <Plowserv> what, me promise to stop?
[12:10am] <Plowserv> I never said that
[12:10am] <Plowserv> yea of course I chose you over beer
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[12:10am] <Plowserv> but I thought that since you were here, I could have a beer too
[12:10am] <Plowserv> what?
[12:10am] <Plowserv> I never said that
[12:10am] <Plowserv> whats wrong with beer?
[12:10am] [12:10am] <ghost33> «uN|QuE» me what beer
[12:10am] [12:10am] * ghost33 kicks uN|QuE
[12:10am] <Plowserv> its fillled with goodness...just like you
[12:10am] [12:10am] * uN|QuE passes ghost33 a beer too
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[12:10am] <Plowserv> but it dont keep me warm at nites like you do
[12:11am] <Plowserv> what do you mean not anymore
[12:11am] <Plowserv> how could you say that
[12:11am] <Plowserv> you are the one in trouble here...not me
[12:11am] <Plowserv> you went and stripped at some guy's house
[12:11am] <Plowserv> and I had here was a beer
[12:11am] <Plowserv> do you know how worried I was?
[12:11am] <Plowserv> I mean, I cried every nite
[12:11am] <Plowserv> I drove around looking for you
[12:11am] <Plowserv> called the police
[12:12am] <Plowserv> I found some tracks that I thought were yours, but I couldnt figure out where they went
[12:12am] <Plowserv> what do you mean I didnt look hard enough
[12:12am] <Plowserv> well, maybe if you called me...and not Bookmage, I would of picked you up
[12:12am] <Plowserv> OOWWWW
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[12:12am] <Plowserv> what was that smack for
[12:12am] <Plowserv> no no..where did you get that bat
[12:12am] <Plowserv> put that down Lana
[12:12am] [12:12am] <+uN|QuE> dang.... thats gotta have left a mark..
[12:12am] [12:12am] * ghost33 kicks uN|QuE
[12:12am] <Plowserv> you dont need to practice baseball in here
[12:12am] [12:12am] <ghost33> thanks
[12:13am] <Plowserv> its not like girls are good at baseball anyway
[12:13am] <Plowserv> OWWW
[12:13am] <Plowserv> that hurts
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[12:13am] <Plowserv> I meant girls play softball, not baseball...so they wouldnt use that kind of bat
[12:13am] <Plowserv> why?
[12:13am] <Plowserv> I dunno why
[12:13am] <Plowserv> just cause
[12:13am] <Plowserv> oh dont give me that lame excuse how men came up with all this stuff
[12:13am] <Plowserv> a woman probably decided that
[12:14am] [12:14am] <ghost33> loss cause
[12:14am] <Plowserv> so you can um. put the bat down
[12:14am] <Plowserv> put that bat down Lana
[12:14am] <Plowserv> I love you Lana
[12:14am] [12:14am] <+uN|QuE> oooh ohhh
[12:14am] <Plowserv> thats it
[12:14am] <Plowserv> jsut a little more
[12:14am] <Plowserv> put it down
[12:14am] <Plowserv> please?
[12:14am] [12:14am] <+uN|QuE> watch ur legs..
[12:14am] [12:14am] <+uN|QuE> ackj
[12:14am] <Plowserv> pretty please with a cherry on top
[12:14am] [12:14am] <+uN|QuE> <-- cant look
[12:14am] <Plowserv> OWWWWWWWWWWWW
[12:14am] * Plowserv falls over
[12:14am] [12:14am] <ghost33> blood
[12:14am] <Plowserv> why did you hit me down there
[12:14am] <Plowserv> that #$#$#$ hurts
[12:14am] <Plowserv> you bitch
[12:14am] <Plowserv> you didnt need to do that
[12:15am] <Plowserv> no, I didnt mean it
[12:15am] <Plowserv> I didnt mean to say that
[12:15am] <Plowserv> I am just in so much pain
[12:15am] [12:15am] <+uN|QuE> dont say the bitch word
[12:15am] [12:15am] <+uN|QuE> omg!!
[12:15am] <Plowserv> what about you?
[12:15am] <Plowserv> where are you hurt?
[12:15am] <Plowserv> thts just the leg...
[12:15am] <Plowserv> shake it off you wus
[12:15am] <Plowserv> it will get better
[12:15am] <Plowserv> no no...put it down
[12:15am] <Plowserv> damn it
[12:15am] <Plowserv> OWWWWW
[12:15am] [12:15am] <ghost33> we wanr more blood shed..
[12:15am] <Plowserv> you little #$#$#
[12:15am] <Plowserv> damn it
[12:15am] <Plowserv> OWWW
[12:15am] <Plowserv> stop it
[12:15am] <Plowserv> dang
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[12:16am] <Plowserv> OWWWW
[12:16am] <Plowserv> oooo
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[12:16am] <Plowserv> damn it
[12:16am] <Plowserv> no no, that dont fit up there
[12:16am] <Plowserv> stop it
[12:16am] <Plowserv> leave me alone
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[12:16am] [12:16am] *TigerLord* Text flood detected, protection enabled. «16 lines within 3 second interval per line» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[12:16am] [12:16am] * uN|QuE calls 911 this is too brutal
[12:16am] <Plowserv> OWWWW
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[12:16am] [12:16am] <+peterw13> Plowserv's getting whipped by his woman
[12:16am] <Plowserv> dant it
[12:16am] [12:16am] <ghost33> ha
[12:16am] <Plowserv> I hate you sometimes
[12:16am] <Plowserv> I love you Lana
[12:16am] [12:16am] <ghost33> loss cause
[12:16am] <Plowserv> see....
[12:16am] <Plowserv> thats a girl
[12:16am] <Plowserv> put that bat down
[12:17am] <Plowserv> you are just a little angry
[12:17am] <Plowserv> thats ok
[12:17am] <Plowserv> just shake it off
[12:17am] <Plowserv> yes I forgive you
[12:17am] <Plowserv> aaahhhh
[12:17am] <Plowserv> dont touch me there
[12:17am] <Plowserv> or there...
[12:17am] <Plowserv> stop it
[12:17am] <Plowserv> leave me alone
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[12:17am] <Plowserv> that tickles
[12:17am] <Plowserv> the blood..
[12:17am] <Plowserv> owwww
[12:17am] [12:17am] <+uN|QuE> Yes officier, there is this guy getting beat on reallllllllllll bad...
[12:17am] <Plowserv> it hurts lana
[12:17am] <Plowserv> dont tickle me now
[12:17am] <Plowserv> yes of course I love it
[12:17am] [12:17am] <+uN|QuE> .... yeah its Plowserv.... how'd u know..
[12:18am] <Plowserv> just a little tender everywhere
[12:18am] [12:18am] <ghost33> do i smell smoke?
[12:18am] <Plowserv> oooo
[12:18am] <Plowserv> that feels good
[12:18am] <Plowserv> mmm
[12:18am] [12:18am] <[b]run[o]> «Plowserv» lol my script thought u were flooding
[12:18am] [12:18am] <+uN|QuE> oooh u know Lana too?
[12:18am] <Plowserv> that sweater of yours is soft
[12:18am] <Plowserv> blood stain?
[12:18am] <Plowserv> I didnt put that there
[12:18am] [12:18am] <+uN|QuE> Plow........ police officer here knows Lana too
[12:18am] <Plowserv> your favorite sweater?
[12:18am] <Plowserv> well...sorry...
[12:18am] [12:18am] <+uN|QuE> said he helped her last week
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[12:18am] [12:18am] <ghost33> ha ha ha
[12:19am] <Plowserv> if you didnt beat the crap out of me, I woudlnt of bled on ya
[12:19am] <Plowserv> how is it my fault?
[12:19am] <Plowserv> you are the one that beat the crap out of me
[12:19am] <Plowserv> I am just sitting here bleeding
[12:19am] <Plowserv> minding my own business
[12:19am] <Plowserv> then you come over, start tickling me
[12:19am] <Plowserv> and get your sweater all stained..
[12:19am] <Plowserv> no no...
[12:19am] <Plowserv> stop it
[12:19am] <Plowserv> dont touch me
[12:19am] <Plowserv> yes...I normally like the touching
[12:19am] [12:19am] <+uN|QuE> Its ok officier, shes tickling him now.... no need to send anyone...
[12:19am] <Plowserv> jsut raw...
[12:20am] <Plowserv> owwww
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[12:20am] [12:20am] <+uN|QuE> Unless you know a good cameraman
[12:20am] <Plowserv> leave me alone
[12:20am] <Plowserv> the pain...
[12:20am] <Plowserv> owwwww
[12:20am] <Plowserv> Lana..Lana..stop
[12:20am] <Plowserv> stop...
[12:20am] <Plowserv> I have a good idea
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[12:20am] <Plowserv> why dont you go wash your sweater downt he hall over there
[12:20am] <Plowserv> and I will get the couch ready..with some snacks and we can watch a movie
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[12:21am] <Plowserv> what kind of movie?
[12:21am] <Plowserv> well, lets look
[12:21am] * Plowserv opens his video cabinet
[12:21am] <Plowserv> hmm
[12:21am] <Plowserv> seen that
[12:21am] <Plowserv> saw that last week
[12:21am] <Plowserv> dont need to see that
[12:21am] <Plowserv> hmmm
[12:21am] <Plowserv> whats this...
[12:21am] <Plowserv> timber below?
[12:21am] <Plowserv> what the heck is this?
[12:21am] <Plowserv> Lana..give me that back
[12:21am] <Plowserv> no, that aint my porn
[12:21am] <Plowserv> whose porn is it?
[12:22am] <Plowserv> I dunno..
[12:22am] <Plowserv> why would I need porn when I have you?
[12:22am] <Plowserv> no, I didnt say that
[12:22am] <Plowserv> you dont look like a porn star
[12:22am] <Plowserv> you look a lot better
[12:22am] <Plowserv> ...a lot better than a porn star
[12:22am] <Plowserv> you are so much sweeter
[12:22am] <Plowserv> I dont know whose that is though
[12:23am] <Plowserv> Bookmage? where does it say that?
[12:23am] <Plowserv> ewww...that is book
[12:23am] [12:23am] <+uN|QuE> ewwwwwww
[12:23am] <Plowserv> and that is the ugliest fat woman I have ever seen
[12:23am] [12:23am] <ghost33> i hear sirens
[12:23am] <Plowserv> did you get this?
[12:23am] [12:23am] <+uN|QuE> Lana... move ur thumb..
[12:23am] <Plowserv> he sent that to you too?
[12:23am] [12:23am] <+uN|QuE> whats the other name on it
[12:23am] <Plowserv> why the hell were you trying to blame that on me?
[12:23am] [12:23am] <+uN|QuE> Bookmage does ...
[12:23am] <Plowserv> no no..its ok
[12:23am] <Plowserv> I am not mad at you
[12:24am] <Plowserv> I know you were scared..
[12:24am] <Plowserv> just throw it in the fire over there
[12:24am] <Plowserv> who gives a $#$# about the ozone
[12:24am] <Plowserv> just do it
[12:24am] <Plowserv> ok..what do u want to watch?
[12:24am] <Plowserv> that...ok
[12:24am] <Plowserv> lets do that
[12:24am] <Plowserv> so...u go take your sweater off..and wash it..
[12:24am] <Plowserv> and I will get things ready here
[12:24am] <Plowserv> well, you didnt have to take it off now..
[12:24am] [12:24am] * uN|QuE opens another beer
[12:24am] <Plowserv> looks like you are cold though
[12:24am] [12:24am] * ghost33 kicks uN|QuE
[12:25am] [12:25am] <+uN|QuE> anyone else?
[12:25am] <Plowserv> just get one of my shirts out of the closet there
[12:25am] [12:25am] * ghost33 kicks uN|QuE
[12:25am] <Plowserv> yes..
[12:25am] <Plowserv> that one will work
[12:25am] [12:25am] <+uN|QuE> psssst ghost33 u want one
[12:25am] <Plowserv> so just go trhow that in the washer
[12:25am] <Plowserv> yes..
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[12:25am] [12:25am] <ghost33> yep
[12:25am] <Plowserv> I will see ya in a minute
[12:25am] <Plowserv> ok..
[12:25am] <Plowserv> see ya then
[12:25am] [12:25am] * uN|QuE passes a cold bottle to ghost33
[12:25am] * Plowserv watches Lana walk out
[12:25am] <Plowserv> wheww...
[12:25am] [12:25am] <+uN|QuE> pssssst Plow....
[12:25am] [12:25am] <+uN|QuE> want some?
[12:25am] <Plowserv> yea yea
[12:25am] <Plowserv> give it to me
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[12:26am] * Plowserv takes the beer
[12:26am] [12:26am] * uN|QuE offers plow a nice big fatty too
[12:26am] [12:26am] <ghost33> cold
[12:26am] * Plowserv drinks as fast as he can
[12:26am] [12:26am] <+peterw13> hehe
[12:26am] [12:26am] <+uN|QuE> have a few puffs
[12:26am] <Plowserv> gulp gulp gulp
[12:26am] <Plowserv> gulp gulp gulp
[12:26am] <Plowserv> hmm
[12:26am] <Plowserv> nice
[12:26am] <Plowserv> thanx
[12:26am] [12:26am] * ghost33 kicks uN|QuE
[12:26am] * Plowserv takes a smoke
[12:26am] * Plowserv puffs
[12:26am] [12:26am] <+uN|QuE> puff puff pass
[12:26am] * Plowserv hears footsteps
[12:26am] <Plowserv> here take it back
[12:26am] * Plowserv throws it back
[12:26am] [12:26am] <+uN|QuE> i dun want it
[12:26am] <Plowserv> Lana...
[12:26am] <Plowserv> nice to see ya
[12:26am] [12:26am] * uN|QuE tosses to bin
[12:26am] <Plowserv> what?
[12:27am] [12:27am] * uN|QuE sits down
[12:27am] <Plowserv> no, there isnt anything in my hand
[12:27am] [12:27am] <ghost33> gimme
[12:27am] <Plowserv> just the remote
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[12:27am] <Plowserv> see...just the remote
[12:27am] <Plowserv> my other hand?
[12:27am] [12:27am] <ghost33> gimme the beer
[12:27am] <Plowserv> no nothing there
[12:27am] <Plowserv> see?
[12:27am] <Plowserv> both hands at once?
[12:27am] <Plowserv> well, let me sit down first
[12:27am] [12:27am] * uN|QuE whispers... hes screwed now
[12:27am] * Plowserv hides the beer next to the couch
[12:28am] <Plowserv> no no..I didnt just do something
[12:28am] <Plowserv> lets just sit down and enjoy the movie
[12:28am] [12:28am] * uN|QuE sniffs
[12:28am] [12:28am] <+uN|QuE> *sniff* *sniff*
[12:28am] [12:28am] * ghost33 looks
[12:28am] * Plowserv watches Lana sit down and has here head in his lap
[12:28am] [12:28am] <+uN|QuE> ghost33, u smell burning?
[12:28am] * Plowserv watches Lana reach over and feels by the couch
[12:28am] [12:28am] <+uN|QuE> *sniff* *sniff*
[12:28am] <Plowserv> What is that?
[12:28am] [12:28am] <ghost33> do i smell smoke?
[12:28am] <Plowserv> no no..that aiint mine
[12:28am] [12:28am] <+uN|QuE> uh huh
[12:28am] <Plowserv> I dont know why it is cold
[12:29am] [12:29am] * uN|QuE sniffs harder
[12:29am] <Plowserv> It aint mine...I swear..
[12:29am] [12:29am] <+uN|QuE> *SNIFF*
[12:29am] <Plowserv> smell my breath?
[12:29am] [12:29am] <ghost33> «uN|QuE» call fire department
[12:29am] <Plowserv> nooo
[12:29am] * Plowserv swallows a mint
[12:29am] [12:29am] * uN|QuE nudges ghost33
[12:29am] <Plowserv> see....
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[12:29am] <Plowserv> I smell good hmm
[12:29am] [12:29am] * uN|QuE flicks neck towards bin
[12:30am] [12:30am] * ghost33 takes phone
[12:30am] <Plowserv> smoke?
[12:30am] [12:30am] * ghost33 dials
[12:30am] <Plowserv> what smoke?
[12:30am] <Plowserv> I didnt smoke anything
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[12:30am] <Plowserv> I dont even know how to smoke
[12:30am] <Plowserv> why would I need to smoke anything
[12:30am] [12:30am] <ghost33> yes...to report...smoke
[12:30am] <Plowserv> I would never need to do anything illegal like smoking a joint
[12:30am] <Plowserv> whats burning?
[12:30am] <Plowserv> I dunno
[12:30am] <Plowserv> maybe popcorn maybe?
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[12:31am] [12:31am] <coby_au> hey plow
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[12:31am] <Plowserv> yea..dont worry about
[12:31am] [12:31am] <ghost33> here in 10 minutes?
[12:31am] [12:31am] <coby_au> is your AOL server gunna be working?
[12:31am] <Plowserv> dont worry about it
[12:31am] [12:31am] <ghost33> k
[12:31am] <Plowserv> just enjoy the movie, hey Lana
[12:31am] [12:31am] <+uN|QuE> coby_au, we got a crisis.... shhhhhhh wait
[12:31am] <Plowserv> its going to be good
[12:31am] [12:31am] <coby_au> k
[12:31am] [12:31am] <terral> heya Plowserv
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[12:31am] <Plowserv> no, i dont think anything is on Fire
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[12:31am] [12:31am] <ghost33> shh
[12:31am] [12:31am] <peterw13> wow
[12:31am] <Plowserv> what smoke, I dont see any smoke
[12:31am] <Plowserv> I dont smell anything Lana
[12:32am] <Plowserv> have you been sniffing glue again?
[12:32am] [12:32am] <+uN|QuE> pssssssssssssst....... PLOW
[12:32am] <Plowserv> no no...just kidding Lana
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[12:32am] <Plowserv> sure..you go check the other room Lana..
[12:32am] * Plowserv watches Lana get up and walk out
[12:32am] [12:32am] <+uN|QuE> pssssssssssssst....... PLOW
[12:32am] <Plowserv> damn..what do u want
[12:32am] <Plowserv> what do u want uN|QuE
[12:32am] [12:32am] <+uN|QuE> check out the f******* bin
[12:32am] <Plowserv> cant u see I might get some
[12:32am] * Plowserv looks
[12:32am] <Plowserv> damn
[12:32am] <Plowserv> what did you put in there
[12:32am] [12:32am] <ghost33> i hear sirens from fire trucks
[12:32am] <Plowserv> shoot
[12:32am] [12:32am] <+uN|QuE> u threw me the joint
[12:33am] * Plowserv runs to get some liquid
[12:33am] * Plowserv finds some liquid in a bottle
[12:33am] [12:33am] <+uN|QuE> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:33am] <Plowserv> pours the liquid on the fire
[12:33am] * Plowserv watches the flames rise
[12:33am] [12:33am] * uN|QuE dives to floor
[12:33am] * Plowserv looks at the bottle
[12:33am] <Plowserv> Vodka?
[12:33am] <Plowserv> shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
[12:33am] <Plowserv> damn it
[12:33am] <Plowserv> water water
[12:33am] <Plowserv> I need water
[12:33am] <Plowserv> no no Lana..everything is ok
[12:33am] [12:33am] <ghost33> fire truck is in front of house
[12:33am] <Plowserv> just keep checkin around
[12:33am] [12:33am] <peterw13> (get teh fire extinguisher!)
[12:33am] * Plowserv looks at the fish tank
[12:33am] <Plowserv> ok
[12:34am] <Plowserv> that will work
[12:34am] [12:34am] <ghost33> nock
[12:34am] [12:34am] <ghost33> nock
[12:34am] * Plowserv picks up the fish tank
[12:34am] <Plowserv> go get the door lana
[12:34am] [12:34am] <+uN|QuE> Plow... lana gave u them fish
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[12:34am] [12:34am] <+uN|QuE> u cant use that
[12:34am] <Plowserv> poors the water in the fish tank over the fire
[12:34am] <Plowserv> damn..now fish have no water
[12:34am] <Plowserv> runs to the sink
[12:34am] <Plowserv> fills up a bowl
[12:35am] * Plowserv throws the fish in the bowl
[12:35am] [12:35am] <ghost33> knock...fire department
[12:35am] <Plowserv> ok ok..she wont notice that
[12:35am] <Plowserv> Lana?
[12:35am] <Plowserv> what fire department?
[12:35am] [12:35am] <ghost33> knock...open up
[12:35am] <Plowserv> we dont need a fire department Lana..send them away
[12:35am] [12:35am] <+uN|QuE> hmmmm
[12:35am] <Plowserv> no..dont let them in Lana..its all under control
[12:35am] [12:35am] * uN|QuE looks round
[12:35am] * Plowserv watches the couch catch on fire
[12:35am] [12:35am] <+uN|QuE> how the hell you gonna explain the smoke
[12:35am] <Plowserv> damn it
[12:35am] [12:35am] <ghost33> fire man takes axe
[12:35am] * Plowserv goes to get some bottled watter
[12:35am] [12:35am] <+uN|QuE> try that squeezy bottle on the table
[12:35am] <Plowserv> no dont let them in Lana
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[12:36am] [12:36am] <+uN|QuE> yeah that one Plow..
[12:36am] <Plowserv> they are just salesman
[12:36am] <Plowserv> trying to sell ya stuff
[12:36am] [12:36am] <ghost33> with axe brakes front door
[12:36am] <Plowserv> just keep lookin lana
[12:36am] * Plowserv hears a scream
[12:36am] <Plowserv> wtf lana
[12:36am] <Plowserv> ahhh
[12:36am] <Plowserv> who the hell are you
[12:36am] <Plowserv> no no
[12:36am] <Plowserv> put that away
[12:36am] [12:36am] <ghost33> where's the smoke?
[12:36am] <Plowserv> its all under control
[12:36am] <Plowserv> what fire
[12:36am] <Plowserv> no, the couch isnt on fire sir
[12:36am] [12:36am] <ghost33> id please
[12:36am] <Plowserv> that is just a figment on your imagination
[12:36am] <Plowserv> no no
[12:37am] <Plowserv> what?
[12:37am] <Plowserv> id
[12:37am] <Plowserv> what Id
[12:37am] [12:37am] * uN|QuE sticks out foot in front of fireman
[12:37am] <Plowserv> no..we dont need the hose
[12:37am] <Plowserv> turn that off
[12:37am] <Plowserv> damn it
[12:37am] <Plowserv> that is going to leave a mark
[12:37am] * Plowserv watches the firemen extinguish the fire
[12:37am] <Plowserv> well, now you did it
[12:37am] <Plowserv> i didnt want a water bed.
[12:37am] * Plowserv watches Lana walk in
[12:37am] [12:37am] * ghost33 calls for backup
[12:38am] <Plowserv> no..nothing hapoened here Lana
[12:38am] <Plowserv> why is the couch all black?
[12:38am] <Plowserv> it was black before Lana
[12:38am] <Plowserv> dont you remember/
[12:38am] <Plowserv> no, it wasnt blue
[12:38am] <Plowserv> it was dark crispy black
[12:38am] [12:38am] * uN|QuE sprays Lemon spray in room
[12:38am] [12:38am] <ghost33> where is your id sir?
[12:38am] <Plowserv> get out of here fireman
[12:38am] <Plowserv> why do I need a Id
[12:38am] <Plowserv> I didnt do anything
[12:39am] <Plowserv> u guys just came in here and doused my couch with water
[12:39am] <Plowserv> get out
[12:39am] <Plowserv> before I call teh cops
[12:39am] [12:39am] * uN|QuE jumps and leaps onto Fireman
[12:39am] [12:39am] <ghost33> questions to be answered
[12:39am] * Plowserv escorts the fireman to the door
[12:39am] [12:39am] <+uN|QuE> GET OUT
[12:39am] <Plowserv> get out
[12:39am] [12:39am] <ghost33> i call the cops
[12:39am] <Plowserv> what?
[12:39am] [12:39am] <ghost33> dumbass
[12:39am] [12:39am] <ghost33> i call the cops
[12:39am] <Plowserv> no I wont give you the girls number
[12:39am] [12:39am] * uN|QuE kicks fireman up the a$$
[12:39am] <Plowserv> you dont need that
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[12:39am] <Plowserv> she is my girl
[12:39am] [12:39am] <+uN|QuE> and dont come back
[12:39am] <Plowserv> no no Lana...
[12:40am] <Plowserv> I didnt mean you were property
[12:40am] <Plowserv> no, I dont own you
[12:40am] [12:40am] * ghost33 is angry
[12:40am] <Plowserv> things are ok here officer
[12:40am] <Plowserv> I dont know who called you
[12:40am] <Plowserv> but, it was a false alarm
[12:40am] <Plowserv> my gf and I are just trying to watch a movie
[12:40am] <Plowserv> thats all
[12:40am] [12:40am] <peterw13> (ah, live entertainment, nothing quite like it)
[12:40am] <Plowserv> yea I know her teeshirt is wet
[12:40am] [12:40am] <+uN|QuE> pssst peterw13, wanna beer?
[12:40am] <Plowserv> hey, stop looking at her
[12:40am] <Plowserv> get out
[12:40am] <Plowserv> all of you
[12:40am] [12:40am] <ghost33> false alarm?
[12:41am] <Plowserv> no you cant have her number
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[12:41am] * Plowserv throws the firemen out
[12:41am] <Plowserv> stupid idiots
[12:41am] [12:41am] * peterw13 get's opens his own Bass
[12:41am] <Plowserv> look what they did to my door
[12:41am] <Plowserv> its ok Lana...
[12:41am] <Plowserv> it will be ok
[12:41am] <Plowserv> stop crying
[12:41am] <Plowserv> lets go watch our movie
[12:41am] [12:41am] * peterw13 pulls out a stool from now where and sits down
[12:41am] <Plowserv> I guess we wil have to do it in the bedroom now since the couch is ruined
[12:41am] [12:41am] * ghost33 grabs plowserv
[12:41am] <Plowserv> its ok
[12:42am] <Plowserv> we will go to Ikea tomorrow
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[12:42am] <Plowserv> yes you can pick out a new couch
[12:42am] <Plowserv> no, you cant pick out something with flowers or something on it
[12:42am] <Plowserv> no, no fish
[12:42am] <Plowserv> what?
[12:42am] [12:42am] <+uN|QuE> plow... get the lazyboy
[12:42am] <Plowserv> no your fish are in the kitchen
[12:42am] [12:42am] <+uN|QuE> only $1000
[12:42am] <Plowserv> I needed to clean out the tank
[12:42am] [12:42am] <+uN|QuE> u can hide ur beer too
[12:42am] <Plowserv> yes, they are fine
[12:42am] <Plowserv> of course I love them
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[12:42am] <Plowserv> just sit down on the bed here
[12:43am] * Plowserv turns on the television
[12:43am] * Plowserv just make yourself comfortable
[12:43am] * Plowserv watches Lana lay on the bed
[12:43am] <Plowserv> hmm
[12:43am] <Plowserv> nice..
[12:43am] <Plowserv> you comfy?
[12:43am] <Plowserv> no I wasnt making a sly comment about you
[12:43am] <Plowserv> are you comfy?
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[12:43am] <Plowserv> yes I know you arent a piece a meat
[12:43am] <Plowserv> are you comfy?
[12:43am] <Plowserv> I just want to know if you are ok Lana
[12:44am] <Plowserv> are you?
[12:44am] <Plowserv> ok..kewl
[12:44am] <Plowserv> can I sit next to you?
[12:44am] <Plowserv> no?
[12:44am] <Plowserv> why not?
[12:44am] <Plowserv> I dont smell like beer and smoke
[12:44am] [12:44am] * ghost33 leaves..cop arrive
[12:44am] <Plowserv> I think you have a cold lana
[12:44am] <Plowserv> lets watch the movie k?
[12:44am] * Plowserv lays down next to lana
[12:44am] * Plowserv snuggles with Lana
[12:44am] <Plowserv> isnt this nice?
[12:44am] <Plowserv> hmm..
[12:45am] <Plowserv> I think there is someone in our house..
[12:45am] [12:45am] <ghost33> knock
[12:45am] [12:45am] <ghost33> door?
[12:45am] <Plowserv> hey mister police officer
[12:45am] <Plowserv> have a seat k?
[12:45am] <Plowserv> lets watch the show
[12:45am] [12:45am] <ghost33> np
[12:45am] * Plowserv turns off the light
[12:45am] <Plowserv> and the show begins
[12:45am] <Plowserv> and that folks
[12:45am] <Plowserv> is the end
[12:45am] * Plowserv gets up and takes a bow
[12:45am] [12:45am] <ghost33> what happend to door?
[12:45am] <Plowserv> 60 min monologue
[12:45am] [12:45am] <+dgk2> hehe...
[12:45am] * Plowserv grins