Monologue from 10-24-02

8:50pm] <Plowserv> DIE PETE DIE!
[8:51pm]« ghost33 » hi Plowserv
[8:51pm]« JediJaina » another episode of Plow chanting DIE PETE DIE!
[8:51pm]«@ StudioD» LIVE TO PISS OF PLOW, PETE, LIVE TO PISS OFF PLOW!
[8:51pm]«@ StudioD» *OFF
[8:51pm] <Plowserv> he was so close to dying
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> he went thru a freakin windshield
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> he should of died
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> the car could of exploded
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> but noooo
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> pete had to live
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> he wasnt even knocked out
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> I mean whats the deal with that
[8:52pm]Joins: JC (YourNick@WonderNet-User-27006.client.attbi.com) «24 users »
[8:52pm]«@ StudioD» Pete's gonna live for a long time.
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> if I was thrown thru a windshield I would be knocked out
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> but freaking pete didnt get knocked out
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> and he didnt die
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> just broke his arm
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> I mean that is messed up
[8:52pm] <Plowserv> he should of died
[8:52pm]«@ StudioD» Sharp glass. Maybe some cuts even.
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> ah
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> but he still should of died
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> damn pete
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> DIIIIIE ALREADY!
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> maybe pete could go on Birds of Prey and that freak girl can beat him up
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> and then Clark could beat him up
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> then Lana could come
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> and beat pete up
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> and then Chloe
[8:53pm] <Plowserv> well, she would come
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> and she would beat pete up
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> then she would write a story about it in the paper
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> headlines would say
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> "Pete finally dies after getting beat up by 20 people"
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> and parties would be had
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> and celebrations
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> that whole town would be happy
[8:54pm] <Plowserv> does pete have parents?
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> I bet they would be happy
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> they wouldnt have to worry about pete anymore
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> I would be if I was one of petes parents
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> I mean would you want pete as a kid?
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> I would want Lana as a kid
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> but wait
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> noo
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> I dont think I would want lana as a kid
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> but I would want her as a kid over pete
[8:55pm]«@ StudioD» Incest
[8:55pm] <Plowserv> if I had to go to the hospital and pick out a kid
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> and had a choice between pete or Lana
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> I would pick Lana
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> and then knock pete's crib over
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> and the nurses would be like "wheres pete"
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> and I would be like "pete who"
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> and they would be lookign for him and stuff
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> and pete would be mysteriously missing
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> but they would probably stop looking after a couple minutes
[8:56pm] <Plowserv> because who cares about pete anyway
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> I know chloe doesnt
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> she doesnt even look at pete
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> and pete is all goo goo gaa gaa over her
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> poor chloe
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> has to wipe the drool off her floor all the time
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> and pete just hangs around her and doesnt do anything
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> stupid pete
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> he is worthless worthless I tell ya
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> thats why he should die
[8:57pm] <Plowserv> I mean he had that accident a couple weeks ago
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> drove that truck off the road
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> he could of died then
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> but nooo
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> he had to live
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> damn pete
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> the spaceship could of fallen on him
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> or he could of been killed by the asteroid
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> that would of been cool
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> Pete being blown up
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> and people in town would be like "where did pete go?"
[8:58pm] <Plowserv> and the cops would look
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> and they would go into the corn field and find pete's shoes there
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> and no pete
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> one time the cops went in the forest and found Lana's clothes
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> but no lana
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> and they looked and looked and looked
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> they looked for like days
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> but never found lana
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> they didnt even bother to look at lex's place
[8:59pm] <Plowserv> but everyone knows that lex did it with lana a long time ago
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> they used to be a item
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> even though lex is like twice her age
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> isnt she like 17?
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> thats old enough for somethings I guess
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> especially in canada
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> they dont have rules out there
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> people do what they want
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> they drink at 10
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> and have sex whenever
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> that would be cool
[9:00pm]«@ StudioD» Smallville's in Kansas.
[9:00pm] <Plowserv> and people would see pete
[9:00pm]«@ StudioD» Not Canada
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> and they would kill him
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> smallville is filmed in canada
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> everyone knows that
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> jeesh
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> like Kansas would have a big city like metropolis
[9:01pm]« JediJaina » yayaya
[9:01pm]«@ StudioD» But Lana and Pete live in Kansas.
[9:01pm]« JediJaina » shirtless
[9:01pm]« JediJaina » about to get wet
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> kansas doesnt even have like a city
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> no one lives in kanasa
[9:01pm]« JediJaina » don't drown him!
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> its all fields and stuff
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> with buffalo
[9:01pm] <Plowserv> that is what is in kansas
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> DROWN PETE DROWN
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> that would be kewl
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> if pete fell in the water
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> and drown
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> maybe in clark's 500 trucks
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> I am sad
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> they havent destroyed a truck lately
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> I miss the trucks being destroyed
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> it was like a weekly thing
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> must be the budget
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> it was either having pete on the show
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> or blowing up the trucks
[9:02pm]«@ StudioD» Strap Pete to a truck and destroy it
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> I would of blown up trucks
[9:02pm] <Plowserv> that would of been cool
[9:03pm]« JediJaina » yaya
[9:03pm]« JediJaina » yaya
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> maybe clark will throw a truck on pete
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> accidently
[9:03pm] * JediJaina is not on the same page
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> that would rock
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> die pete die
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> and then Clark would have lana to himself
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> but what would chloe do?
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> Lana did invite her over any time
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> that does bring up possibilities
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> if Chloe came over
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> and pete was dead
[9:03pm] <Plowserv> that would rock
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> they could have a whole ep on chloe and lana
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> and a typical day and the lang's house
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> that would be cool
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> in the summer time
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> not winter time stuff
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> hmm
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> what happened to winter
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> it probably never snows there
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> hmm
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> lana would be a cute snow bunnie
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> I would like that
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> a little eskimo pie
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> mmmmm
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> eskimo pie
[9:04pm] <Plowserv> that would rock
[9:05pm]« JediJaina » yeah baby wet shirtless
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> then she could go around and rub noses with people
[9:05pm]« JediJaina » he doesn't need a shirt
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> hmmm
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> who
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> not pete
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> pete is going to die
[9:05pm]« JediJaina » no not pete
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> he could get hit by a avalanche
[9:05pm]« JediJaina » I'm on a different wavelength
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> because there are so many hills there and stuff
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> we are taking about pete here
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> not that guy from birds of prey
[9:05pm]« JediJaina » I'm not ;)
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> that girl is freaky
[9:05pm] <Plowserv> batgirl is a little scary
[9:05pm]« JediJaina » not that guy from birds of prey either
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> not pete scary
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> but somewhat scary
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> she isnt quite on teh same level on the cute scale as Lana
[9:06pm]« JediJaina » Furious D
[9:06pm]« JediJaina » hehe
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> or even the chix on charmed
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> yea yea
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> chix
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> on charmed
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> in short shirts
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> that is a wonderful show
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> absolutely pointless
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> but wonderful never the less
[9:06pm] <Plowserv> at least there isnt a pete on that show
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> because that would ruin the show
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> what if the whiches from charmed
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> came over to smallville
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> who would win?
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> probably they would
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> because clark would have all these hot women
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> and would have to choose
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> I mean he is fast
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> but I dont think he is that fast
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> the endurance would have to be high
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> and the girls would have to not fight
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> hmm
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> but they could
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> that wouldnt be too bad
[9:07pm] <Plowserv> to have them all fight
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> ina big pool of mud
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> or maybe oil
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> like texas crude
[9:08pm]«@ StudioD» what if the whiches from charmed <- whiches?
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> that would rock
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> all hot and oiled up
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> couldnt be in the winter though
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> because the girls would be cold
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> and that wouldnt....
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> well, it wouldnt be too bad
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> but they probably wouldnt like it
[9:08pm] <Plowserv> need to keep the girls happy you know
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> but everyone knows that isnt possibly
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> possible I meant
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> damn drugs kicking in
[9:09pm]« ghost33 » i like milona
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> girls cant be made happy
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> because they dont know what they want
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> or how they want it
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> or if they want it
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> or if they will want it
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> ever
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> but they still get mad at you
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> because youa re suppossed to guess
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> I mean how is a guy to know?
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> we are always wrong
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> thats why Lana is kewl
[9:09pm] <Plowserv> and pete isnt
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> Lana knows what she wants
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> and its in Clarks Pocket
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> but he doesnt want to give it to her
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> he is playing hard to get
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> why hold out
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> damn stupid clark
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> I mean if pete was in your place clark
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> pete wouldnt hold out
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> pete would go right in for the kill
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> but thats why pete is going to die
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> he isnt very gentleman like
[9:10pm] <Plowserv> damn pete
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> no one likes him
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> everyone hates him
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> people wouldnt miss him
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> damn pete
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> why couldnt he die
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> he has so many chances
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> he could of been blown up
[9:11pm]« JC » i'd miss him
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> he could of been run over
[9:11pm]« Blaise » poor pete...
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> damn it
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> no you wouldnt
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> no one would miss pete
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> pete is going to die
[9:11pm]« JC » pete's cool, why do you have to hate on him
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> so get used to him being gone
[9:11pm] <Plowserv> because its PETE
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> I mean pete should die
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> he is worthless
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> doesnt do anything
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> just causes trouble
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> gives chloe a hard time
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> I mean either go get her
[9:12pm]«@ StudioD» So is Chloe. Worthless Chloe.
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> or leave her alone
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> well , chloe is cuter than pete
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> so that makes her higher on the scale than pete
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> Chloe is next in line though
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> after pete dies
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> she might go to metropolis, and a car will hit her
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> back up
[9:12pm]«@ StudioD» Chloe is annoying and peppy. Too damn peppy Chloe.
[9:12pm] <Plowserv> and hit her again
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> adnd back up
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> and hit her again
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> then back up again
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> because they dont know what they hit
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> and then hit her again
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> poor chloe
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> getting hit by a police car 6 times
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> that show would rock
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> and clark would be sad
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> for like 10 minutes
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> and then no one would write the paper
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> but that wouldnt be bad
[9:13pm] <Plowserv> because no one reads it anyway
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> because most are illiterate out there
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> they just have a school for the sports teams
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> at least football guy is gone
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> wont come back
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> that rocks
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> and lana dumped him
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> serves him right
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> he didnt deserve lana
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> clark does
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> but he wont go in for the kill
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> because he doesnt want to share his secret
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> I mean he told pete
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> and didnt tell lana
[9:14pm] <Plowserv> thats messed up
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> pete doesnt need to know
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> but at least this way there is a reason to kill pete
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> that is good
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> reason to kill pete
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> pete is going to die
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> and that is going to rock
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> a madman with a steam roller is going to drive in smallville
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> down town
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> in front of the movie theater
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> and pete will be there
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> and the guy sees him
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> and starts to speed up
[9:15pm] <Plowserv> adn pete turns around
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> and goes ...
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> and the guy hears him
[9:16pm]«@ StudioD» Peppy Chloe kills annoying Pete
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> and speeds up
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> and pete starts to run
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> adn everyone looks
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> and yells
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> RUN FOREST RUN
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> and wait wait
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> wrong move
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> RUN PETE RUN
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> and pete starts to run
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> but he cant really fast
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> because he got hurt when he flew into that car
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> where he should of die
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> d
[9:16pm] <Plowserv> so he limps along
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> and the steam roller gets closer
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> and then Chloe appears in front of him
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> and beckons him to follow her
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> she holds a door open
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> and pete turns to run inside
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> and then she trips him
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> adn pete falls
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> and oooh no
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> here comes the steam roller
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> and pete yells
[9:17pm] ««Ë®®öR»» Unknown command: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:17pm] <Plowserv> noooooooooooo
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> and chloe is there just laughing
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> and the show ends
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> and then next week everyone is at the funeral
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> and they would play that really slow version of time after time
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> and it will rain
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> and it will be all sad
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> and people will be crying
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> except for Lana, Clark and Chloe
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> because they know their plan worked
[9:18pm] <Plowserv> Lana was driving the steam roller
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> and clark was listening to music on his ipod
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> because thats all they use in Smallville
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> macs
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> they barely have money for food
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> but they can all afford macs
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> because their priorities are straight
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> and the Kents have enough to buy all the old trucks they want
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> because Clark keeps messing them up
[9:19pm] <Plowserv> stupid clark
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> but at least pete is dead
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> and now Clark, Lana and Chloe can explore true feelings
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> and they all start to hang out at lanas place
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> and play spin the bottle
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> and clark never wins
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> which is ok
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> because he doesnt mind all that much'
[9:20pm] <Plowserv> clark is lucky this way you know
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> then one day Chloe gets hit by a porche
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> and no one knows who was driving it
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> everyone has a porsche in smallville
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> all the same color
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> grey
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> and then Chloe dies
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> and people would be sad
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> for 10 minutes
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> then they would be over it
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> and life will go on
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> and then they will go to the cemetary
[9:21pm] <Plowserv> where that creepy guy lives
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> who writes crappy poems
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> for girls who blush for him
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> damn guy
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> no girls like that stuff
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> poe wasnt popular
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> neither was that shakespere dude
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> no one reads that stuff
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> romeo and julliet
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> blaaaah
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> no girls like that
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> which is why the guy is alone in the cemetary
[9:22pm] <Plowserv> no one wants to listen to him
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> he speaks verses and verses of poems
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> but no one is there to hear him
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> I mean if he was killed in the forest
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> and he screamed before he died
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> where anyone be there to hear him?
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> probably not
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> because no one likes him anyway
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> no one wants to listen to his poems
[9:23pm] <Plowserv> even the guy who kills him is wearing headphones
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> so he doesnt hear the scream either
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and no one would miss him
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and life would go on
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and all will be happy
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and the paper will be shut down
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and people will rejoice
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and trees will be saved
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and live will be good
[9:24pm] <Plowserv> and Lex becomes a pimp
[9:24pm]« JediJaina » and they all lived happily ever after
[9:24pm]« JC » omfg
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> because everyone knows he would be a good pimp
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> just like the playboy mansion
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> and there will be bunnies everywhere
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> not the girl kind
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> but the furry kind
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> you know the ones that hop
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> and they would be all over the place
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> mating
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> over
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> and
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> over
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> and over
[9:25pm]« JC » i was hoping for the snow bunnies
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> and they would mulitply
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> and agian
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> and again
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> damn bunnies cant stop having sex
[9:25pm] <Plowserv> but lex doesnt mind
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> because it would take the attention away
[9:26pm] * StudioD is AFK, ZzZZzzZZzzzZzzzzz —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[9:26pm]«@ StudioD» Goodnight All
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> from his real bunnies
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> who would eb in the back room
[9:26pm] * JediJaina goodnight StudioD
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> and he would be rich
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> adn good nite studio d
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> and girls will be everywhere
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> and clark will be assitant pimp
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> like super pimp
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> thats what they would call him
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> super pimp
[9:26pm] <Plowserv> and life would be good
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> and he would be rich
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> and there will be macs everywhere
[9:27pm] * Tristin is AFK, auto away after 60 minutes. —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> and life will be good
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> and Lana will loose all her clothes
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> and life will be good
[9:27pm] * JC tries to slap some sense into plow
[9:27pm]« JC » macs???
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> and they live happily ever after in clark's barn
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> and then the show ends
[9:27pm] <Plowserv> the end